Two men at a restaurant. Dinner's almost finished. The one on the right continues to pick at his food.
A
It was good.
B
I thought the chicken was dry.
A
The beef was good. Your chicken was okay.
B
Just a little dry. Not too much.
A
Just mentionably dry.
B
Right. Not complainably.
A
You know, I was thinking the other day. I saw this man on the news wrestling a pig. It was some stupid thing for charity or something. I don't know. Filler news, not real news. He was covered in this. Oil I guess. Or something. Crisco. Disgusting. And the pig was just squealing its head off. You know. Ferocious squealing. Almost like a kid being tortured or something awful like that. And this grease-covered guy, just holding onto it for dear life.
B
They put that on the news?
A
Yeah. I know. Pathetic, right? But that pig. The guy. I thought, "My God. I feel like that. I feel like that guy holding on that grease covered squealing thing."
Silence.
B
It passes.
A
I know.
B
It always passes.
A
I know. But I'm exhausted. I don't believe I can win anymore. I'm sorry, but I don't.
Another silence.
B
They put that on the news?
A
Yeah, I know. Pathetic, right?
B
A little. What made you bring it up?
A
Nothing. Just thought it was wierd.
B
Wierd.
They go back to restaurant silence. The lights go down.
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