Thursday, January 25, 2007

1.23.2007: Cute

The Guy is here. So is the Fella. The Guy has the play from 1.22.2007 in his hand.

THE GUY
You wanna read this?

THE FELLA
Sure.

THE GUY
It’s short.

THE FELLA
Doesn’t matter.

The Fella reads the play. He laughs.

THE GUY
So?

Magical Music. Lights. Cute enters.

Cute is…well, figure it out. He prances. He preens. He’s obnoxious.

CUTE
It’s me!

THE FELLA
It’s Cute.

THE GUY
I know.

THE FELLA
We don’t say cute.

THE GUY
I hate that guy.

The Guy takes a gun out and shoots Cute. Cute dies.

THE GUY
Let’s go get pizza.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i shouldn't be laughing...but i am.

Anonymous said...

I confess that I've killed many people in my mind before, as well.