Circus music.
The Guy appears. He is joined by The Representative Date Man.
THE GUY
Hi.
THE REPRESENTATIVE DATE MAN
Hey. It’s good to finally meet you.
THE GUY
I know. I’ve enjoyed chatting with you.
THE REPRESENTATIVE DATE MAN
Am I what you expected?
THE GUY
Yeah. Definitely. You’re handsome.
THE REPRESENTATIVE DATE MAN
Thanks buddy.
THE GUY
How about me? Am I what you expected?
THE REPRESENTATIVE DATE MAN
Yeah. You are.
THE GUY
I’m just me.
In an attempt to be amusing. The Guy does a little turn, like to show himself off, and reveals, growing out of the back of his neck, another head, a growling hideous monster with a hairy face and fangs dripping electric green venom -- a head that tires to attack the Representative Date Man.
The Representative Date Man is frightened. Of course.
The Guy finishes his spin, and is none the wiser.
THE GUY
So, I’ve enjoyed our date. You wanna go out again sometime?
The Representative Date Man screams and runs away.
The Guy is left alone, a bit perplexed.
He turns to us.
THE GUY (cont.)
Seriously. This must be the problem. Otherwise, I don’t know what the fuck is going on.
He leaves. We get a final look at the monster head.
It looks like it’s laughing.
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2 comments:
oh CoCo.. that's perfect... seriously!
I wish the reasons were always that apparant.
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