Saturday, April 7, 2007

4.7.2007: Inebriate

The Guy stands center stage. He’s still. Unassuming.

Then, the opening notes of “I Will Survive” ring out.

As the lyrics begin, The Guy queens out and lip syncs fabulously to the song. His moves are gayer than actually having gay sex. We’ve never seen him like this before.

He is uninhibited, flamboyant, and on the verge of being out of control.

It’s pretty funny.

The Guy Back When appears, and sees this sight. He recognizes it right away.


THE GUY BACK WHEN
Hey.

THE GUY
Hey, girl!

THE GUY BACK WHEN
You went out and got drunk, didn’t you?

THE GUY
Oh yeah!

He continues his fabulousness as The guy Back When shakes his head and walks away.

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